oakenbutt:

Middle Earth problems

Ain’t that awesome? All those fans who get to meet him… and then there’s all the ones who don’t. Like me. But that’s cool, I’ll just sit here and remember all the times I didn’t get to meet him. That one time, when he didn’t cross my way and I wasn’t excited about it, he didn’t smile at me and I didn’t tell him that he’s awesome. Oh, and did I tell you about that other time he didn’t sign a random piece of paper cause that was the only thing I had in my bag? Yeah… that totally didn’t make my year.