taylorlautnerismysun:

CONTEXT WHAT IS IT?!

lol Ok, so I left some words out of the gif.

Jacob: I was just buying a part for the Rabbit. You should really come take a ride when it’s done.
Bella: Is it fast?
Jacob: It’s… decent

my version is better though right? ;)

TAYLOR: It was 38 degrees Fahrenheit. I was wearing nothing but little jean shorts. That would’ve been bad enough, but we - obviously it was raining but it wasn’t real rain, it was rain tower rain. They took the water straight from the spring, so it was ice cold rain on top of us. That was pretty miserable. And yes, Kristen did everything I did, so she was there next to me the whole time. We filmed that scene for 12 straight hours. And Kristen had contacts in her eyes, and it was just…
KRISTEN: Googly eyes, literally. The rain was like pushing them out, they were swirling around in my head.

Every time I see that scene I feel the urge to reach into the screen and give Bella a not so subtle push in his direction. She oops! stumbles into his hard lap, looks up like hehe whoopsie stroking his chest and wiggling around on his… thighs and they have a primal make out session with a happy ending.

I totally should have written that script. If E.W. James can make money out of Twiporn, why can’t I??!

babe… you’ll always be better than all the rest of those schmogs.

A walk down memory lane:

This was the very FIRST EVER wallpaper I created back in 2009. It was right after the New Moon poster came out and everyone freaked out cause it was the first time ever to see a buff Jacob. I sent it in to a fansite (newmoonmovie.org) and prayed they would post it… gosh I was SO nervous about people’s reactions, I was sitting in front of my (back then) desctop PC (lol PC!) and updated every 20 seconds so I could see how people liked or hated it. When I look at it now I only see the mistakes O.o

Man… back in the days *sigh* when Jacob was more than just abs and arms and Robsten was rather a whisper than an annoying circus show, the cast showed up together on red carpets and Rachelle was still Victoria, Taylor was still an optimistic, care-, chest-hair and happy-trail free boy and his fans still could believe his new announced projects, fanfiction was in its baby shoes and still could be POSTED ON FF.NET EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS SEXUAL CONTENT. Yeah - good times.

ode to taylor’s tiny cherries:

oh tiny cherries I miss thee so

thy tinyness makes me want more…

yes that’s how far we’ve come Taylor. You only got yourself and your absence to blame.