Contains. language. I can’t.

I know I’m not supposed to be negative but now that Comic Con is over and I’m watching all those clips I need to get it out of my freaking system. Don’t like don’t read.

I hate how they fell apart as a cast. Yeah right there’s all this cozy talk about “we’re like a family… we’ll be friends forever” BLAH friends my ass, they barely get together for interviews and the freakin pedestal they put the three main characters on makes me wonder whether the rest of the 2874793203 cast members are just mere background decoration. I mean, I’m watching the Comic Con panel of Teen Wolf and there’s joking and laughing and teasing and then I switch to the Twilight panel and it’s goddamn LAME as in I’m bored out of my skin and even my toe nails start to snore cause the whole thing is such a joke, when the hell did Summit include “a stick up their ass” in the contract, was it before or after they made the forbes list? What happened to the cast that sticks together and is in for the fans and the project? Yeah those people who we used to see without twenty something bodyguards doing cartwheels around them?

And you know, I get it, I knew this would be the freakin Robsten show, yeah ooh they’re oh so cute together and they’ll make 48 babies who all look like Rob no like Kristen no like Rob and it’s all so fucking romantic with rainbows and kittens and lollipops and they totally have butterflies and fairies flying out their asses and oh look they have so many awesome projects coming up BARF Shut the fuck up I can’t hear it anymore omg go bore someone else with this nonsense this isn’t big brother the Robsten version it’s about the movie, yes the MOVIE, heard of it? It’s called Breaking Dawn which btw is the next thing that pisses me off because of three bazillion fucking reasons if I’d get a penny for every reason I can list why this book sucks balls so badly I could buy the freaking solar system.

And all the while Taylor sits there like ordered but not picked up, they might have as well put up a cardboard version of him between the royal highness of Robsten for all the questions he has to answer which is exactly 1 and a quarter out of all interviews they gave together and then he has to pretend that he likes the imprint and all that shiz that SM pulled out of her probably stoned buttocks lord knows what that woman was smoking that justified an imprint on a babygirl THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING, and all that because summit or whatever asshat is in charge probably won’t let them even be honest because they do have opinions and Taylor stated multiple times that it’s complete horse shit until the actual Breaking Dawn panel oh surprise how comes I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW and lets not forget how Rob throws in a very help- and tasteful joke about that situation yeah Rob hahahah you’re so funny NOT shut your trap and grow up already and leave it be it’s bad enough as it is without your dumb commentary but oh my bad everything you say is golden cause you’re the superintendant of the friggin universe.

Fail. FAIL FAIL FAIL. Everything, from the book, Robsten annoying the hell out of the sane part of the fandom to CC to the stupid looking wigs YES EVEN THE WIGS SUCK and Taylor playing hookey on public life and career and everything that keeps me here GAWD boy what are you doing and what sort of master plan is this supposed to be YOU MAKE NO SENSE you haven’t made any sense for a year Jesus Taylor come on give me something cause right now you have the entertainment value of a rock. Lord knows I love your everything but this very instant I feel like sitting you down on your ass and giving you a unpleasant but necessary reality check good morning you won’t make movies there will be crickets singing your name next year and it will be Taylor WHO oh that guy who sat in between ROBSTEN.

RANT.

OVER.